Now I’m a punk star
I had to crawl far
My sad and broken way
DIY MFA to AA
My indebted ass
Now is middle class
Back from the ledge’s edge
Bought a house and made my wife a pledge
For my crumb of pie
Live a happy lie
Pretend I only want
To earn and spend and eat and shit and die
Something went amiss
When a youngish miss
Started sending to my wife
Love texts bent to wreck our home and life
Ivy’s thirty-one
Slept with just the one
Man she married whose kids
She then carried her life is still unbegun
Pretty mild mouse
Trapped unhappy spouse
Used to be in a band
Got minivanned now she’s bored and bland
Hearts and emojis
Saccharine selfies
Acronyms OOXX
Dribbling lazy layup score some sex
Counterfeit pretense
All your innocence
If you’re gonna flirt then
Admit you’re inflicting vicious hurt
Ivy please! Ivy please! Ivy please!
I exist! Feel unease!
Ivy please! Ivy please! Ivy please!
You listless little sleaze
Ivy please! Ivy please! Ivy please!
Your texts are stinging bees
Ivy please! Ivy please! Ivy please!
Stop climbing up my trees
Insecure and cold
Afraid, getting old
I’ve eaten slum and sky
This’ll stay my family till I die
If you cheat you’re gone
Your shit on the lawn
The life you’re gonna get
Pain divorce match dot com place your bet
I’ve smoked many miles
I’m no pile of smiles
An intermittent jerk
Committed to make my marriage work
Shove your dumb smart phone
Back off of my home
Know no millennial
Gets to wreck my semicentennial
Ivy please! Ivy please! Ivy please!
Love’s not your expertise
Ivy please! Ivy please! Ivy please!
Log off and feel the breeze
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